Big Black Dildos

This luxurious silicone dildo is sure to steal your heart with all 7.87" of smooth and flexible skin. The Smooth Criminal will comfortably mount to the hood of your Toyota Prius or any similar make or model, you adventurous fiend. 

Silicone is easy to clean, which is why you invested in all of those silicone kitchen tools. Treat yourself to the same luxury in the shower, you deserve it.